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Jack Downey Comments on Canadian Issues
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Three Tinkles and a Clangor
Hark! Is it Sleigh Bells or is it the Change in Your Life the Jingling
Bells that you hear are signaling?
If a Boxer hears bells when there are none, he is punchy and finished in
the Ring. If you hear bells at this time of year, it is romantic and is
the signal to finish up your shopping because you are starting to get
punchy too. Either way, a change is taking place. The end of the year
festivals are happening as, Christmas, Chanukah, Ramadam,
and celebrations of many other religions, roll around and great changes
take place as we pass through the shortest day of the year. We have
great primeval visions of the return of the Sun and a new crop year. We
RING out the old and RING in the New. In China and Japan we bury the
past and pay off all debts. Everyone promises to try to change for the
better in the future.
Bells are rung out for joy, or toll for sadness. They tell of the
passing of time on ships, celebrate weddings and call students to class.
When you hear bells, CHANGE is about to take place. Christmas combined
with the coming of the New Year is the time of bells that signal changes
of great significance, some so subtle that you'll not remember
them until you have become a grand parent, but they will bring you joy
when you hear the tiny tinkle, the 'ding', or the loud reverberating
'clang.'
Here are three tinkles and one clangor that echo in my memories around
this time a year.
1. A young six-year-old lad had, for his first time, saved up his
pennies and nickels to buy his very own presents for Christmas. Off the
father and eight year old brother went with him to the 'FIVE AND DIME'
store so that all the Christmas presents could be bought in one manly
swoop. Upon arrival, the younger lad demanded his personal freedom to
buy what he wanted without interference or oversight from any other
family member. The three went their separate ways and met at the exit
after completing their buying. No one could get even a tiny hint of what
the six-year-old had bought. On Christmas morning, gifts were exchanged,
the small secretly wrapped gift from the six-year-old for his mother was
the center of attention and when it was opened; it was a spool of white
thread. During the summer the lad saw his mother sewing and heard her
say to herself. 'Darn I wish I had a spool of white thread.' His hard
earned pennies and nickels had fulfilled her very wish. That special
spool of white thread was still in his mothers sewing box 30 some odd
years later when she passed on. She always had a soft smile on her face
whenever she opened the magic basket full of odd buttons, spools of many
colored threads, pins and needles and one new spool of white thread.
This personal earning of moneys and purchasing of presents is a time of
great change. You have not discarded or lost your belief in Santa
Clause, but have,through some magic transformation, become Santa Clause.
2. Early one Christmas morning, a middle-aged, uniformed police officer
pulled up in front of the Vancouver Harbor Light Salvation Army Mission
(Skid Row). He opened the trunk of his private car and was removing a
large lot of good quality, warm, used clothing. A drunk came shambling
by, dirty, unshaven and dressed in a grubby, worn out gabardine
raincoat. When the drunk was close enough to recognize the presence of a
policeman, his face hardened with fear and he pressed against the wall
and tried to slink by the Constable. The Constable turned towards the
hostel door and, spotting the drunk, called him over and gave him a high
quality raincoat with a zip in wool lining. The drunk grabbed it and,
without a thank you or even a smile, stumbled on down the street looking
for someone with a bottle. Our officer took two large armfuls of heavy
jackets and coats into the hostel. He knew that if he made a mistake
some night in this area that same drunk would help others kick him to
death in some dark alley. It may be that the drunk no longer believes in
anything, but that POLICE OFFICER WHO KNOWS HOW HORRIBLE LIFE IS ON SKID
ROW was transformed into Santa Clause and still believes in some sort of
Christmas, even for a human wreck like the drunk.
3. A Canadian family was traveling on military leave in Europe. The
Autobahn was dangerous and visibility was next to zero. On the night
before Christmas, rather then fight onto the Brenner Pass and into
Italy, they decided to stop at an American forces PX hotel in Nuremberg.
As soon as they had checked in and gone to their room, they all just
wanted a hot bath and to crash in bed. The eight and nine year old boys
were in the bath when phone rang. It was the front desk. "Sgt. Smith,
how old are your boys?" queried the Desk Clerk. Once she had written
their names and ages down, she said "Santa will be in the main lobby at
10 A.M. tomorrow morning with a present for each of your boys." Sgt.
Smith was taken aback and explained "they were heading out at 7 AM, but
thank you for the consideration and kindness." The boys were out of the
tub and into their PJs when the phone rang again. The Main desk asked
that the boys be brought down to the Top Hat Bar because Santa had come
early for them. One does not turn down two summonses from Santa Clause,
so they got dressed and off the family went. Downstairs, the Hotel
Manager, one Mr. (Lt.) Adams, USArmy, met them. This gentleman happened
to be a Red Headed Black man. The Top Hat Bar was opened and waiters
brought cakes, cookies, ice cream etc., all appearing like magic.
Christmas Carols played as background and a Red Headed Black man was
transformed into Santa Clause before their very eyes. He took the boys
to a Christmas tree and sure enough Santa had left a present with their
name on it for each of them. This great kindness is a memorable
experience. To this day that family say to each other "What is Mr. Adams
bringing you for Christmas?" Sitting on their tree is a small black
Santa Clause to remind them of a kindness in Nuremberg Germany, the toy
capital of the world, on the night before a very special Christmas 38
years ago.
4. One of the most macabre visits I know of by Santa Clause, took place
in Spain and France. Again, a Canadian family on duty with NATO in
Germany decided to spend a camping Christmas holiday in Spain. The
widowed Mother in law in Canada wanted to join them, so over she flew.
The car was loaded with tents, coolers etc., three teen age kids, and
all the other gear one needs to be relatively comfortable for two weeks
in the hot Spanish sun. The drive down through the Rhone River valley
and over into Spain was delightful, with singsongs and car games that
Grandma led them in. A liberal amount of, almost free, raw, Red wine
helped the miles flow by until they reached the little port city of
Tarragona Spain. A tenting spot was organized and HOLIDAY TIME commenced
in earnest. After about four days and nights of holidaying, raw red
wine, and hot sun, the family woke in the morning ready for their usual
pre breakfast swim, but Grandma did not! Dead as a clam in her RED PJs
was she! Herbie, the soldier was not a particularly bright spark, but
had heard all the horror stories of the Garde` Civil (Spain's Very Tough
Police Force) and the Spanish Inquisition. He came up with the
following unique and very remarkable escape plot.
The family had breakfast and then quietly packed up their gear and
loaded the car, leaving room for the tent in the trunk. They dropped the
tent poles and quickly rolled the canvas up with Grandma in it and
jammed the lot in the trunk. They stuck off for their Canadian NATO Base
back in Germany. Up the Costa Brava they motored with Gram bouncing
along in the trunk. At the Spanish - French border they were,
fortunately, only asked to show their Passports.
Transporting a cadaver across International Borders can have very
serious consequences, of that you can be sure! Into France they go,
every one in the family elated that they are over the first major
hurdle. Nothing would do but to have a big lunch with a couple of liters
of wine to celebrate their Granny's personal defeat of the Spanish
Armada. Up the Rhone valley they go, but the wine has caused Herbie some
after thoughts, "What if I'm stopped by the Gendarme for drinking and
they snoop in the trunk?" Devil's Island is now haunting his thoughts.
About five P.M., Herbie is suffering a hideous hang over and no one else
can drive. They pull into a small town and know they cannot use the
tent, so a hotel is a must. Parking their car in the street they engage
a pair of rooms. In the morning, the Petite Dejeuner being over, they
pay their bill and go out to their car. Gone! During the night some
local saw a car loaded with "lots of good Canadian stuff " and scooped
it. The hotel management phones the police and down comes none other
than the local "Inspector Clouseau", who issues an all points bulletin
on the radio. Within two hours the stolen vehicle is found abandoned
just off the main road, in a wooded spot out side of town. Herbie is
arrested by the police and piled into the Citroen police car and taken
to the scene to identify his car. On arrival Herbie, who is completely
baffled by his arrest and these other high-speed events gets excited and
says yes, yes that is my car. Inspector Clouseau takes Herbie around the
back where the trunk was sprung up and the tent pulled out by the
thieves who then had rolled our dead white haired Granny in red PJs out
on to the green grass, face down. Pointing at this apparition Inspector
Clouseau demands of Herbie "and so who is that, Mon Amie, Papa Noel?"
Eventually the Canadian Military police came to Herbie's rescued and
sorted this mess out with out Herbie going to Devil's Island. To this
day, in that little French town the story pops up about this time of
year in the Bistros of how Father Noel was found dead on Christmas
morning, killed by a Canadian just outside their town. There is no end
of speculation on what the real thieves did or said when they unrolled a
dead white haired human in red PJs on Christmas Eve. Granny's corpse
must have flopped on to the green grass; her red PJs illuminated by a
full moon must have made a very remarkable sight indeed. Since nothing
else was stolen, Inspector Clouseau suspects the thieves must have
departed in great haste.
PS Granny came home and is buried in a little town on the Quebec/Ontario
border. I bet that old gal has got a smile a mile wide, remembering the
time she was transformed in to the Pink Panther by Inspector Clouseau
and they returned Herbie's car as her last and most memorable Christmas
present.
When you hear a Bell RING - (not Toll)
Ask not for whom the bell rings Granny
It rings with Christmas happiness for thee.
Jack C. Downey CD
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