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DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH

(Best if read out loud.)

If a packet hits a pocket
on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort,


and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort.
Then the socket packet pocket
has an error to report.


If your cursor finds a menu item
followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon
puts your window in the trash;


and your data is corrupted
cuz the index doesn’t hash,
then the situation’s hopeless
and your system’s gonna crash.


If the label on the cable
at your house,
says the network is connected to
the button on your mouse,


but your packets want to
tunnel to another protocol,
that’s repeatedly rejected
by the printer down the hall,


and your screen is all distorted
by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window
are as wavy as a souse;


then you may as well reboot
and go out with a bang,
cuz sure as I’m a poet,
the sucker’s gonna hang !


When the copy of your floppy’s
getting sloppy in the disc
and the microcode instructions
cause unnecessary risk,


then you’ll have to flash the memory
and you’ll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer
and be sure to tell your Mom!


[Thanks to Taryn for sending that one in.]

Canadian Featured Book of the Week


Canadas Undeclared War
by Author Kenneth McGoogan

Informed Canadian author and critic Kenneth McGoogan draws from his many years of experience to offer us an insightful look at Canada’s identity crisis. Canada’s Undeclared War explores the politics inherent in Canadian culture. The book explores the question of our survival without Quebec. McGoogan believes, as do many Canadians, that separation would be tragic. But it might be better than the alternative, the gradual and unstoppable deconstruction of our national identity. Any Canadian consumed with the debate must read this thought-provoking book.

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